okay pat passed out under dana's car
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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