I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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