trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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