yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
If its not for food we ain't going out.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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