ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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