Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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