I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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