so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Of course I have a pirate flag
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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