These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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