Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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