Say something about gay babies.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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