This girl is more easily done than said...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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