super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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