A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Boobs speak an international language.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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