Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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