how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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