Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
