quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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