So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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