Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Houston, we have a squirter
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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