Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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