nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
