I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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