I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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