What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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