What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
