I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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