Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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