I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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