Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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