You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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