My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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