ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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