Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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