i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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