Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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