Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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