whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
