But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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