i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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