My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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