Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Randomize
