Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Just cropdusted the office
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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