I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
