i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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