"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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