Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
third nipple confirmed
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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