I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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