so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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