You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Where is the hickey?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I came so hard my ears popped.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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