Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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