HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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