Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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