Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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