Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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