Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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